Unabomber Haiku

All are (perhaps thankfully) anonymous.

Open your present
No, You open your present
Kaczynski Christmas
I have a vision
but I am misunderstood
do you like my beard?
The rabbits taunt me
like fed'ral jack-booted thugs.
Kill the rabbits. Kill.
The world was all mine
For seventeen years, that is
I hate my brother.
The postman cometh
"Oh, boy! A package for me!"
Twisted hermit strikes.
Montana: big sky
No speed limit on highway
Lousy bicycle
I love the outside
why do the rabbits hate me?
next time it's their turn
fun, easy going
single, white Unabomber
seeks same for love, laughs

J. Welling
Last modified: Thu Sep 5 19:47:56 EDT