Joel's Haiku Collection

In the formless void
I string beads of strings of beads.
Who saw it first? I did!

                   -me
              (off by one, I know, 
              but I still prefer it
              this way)

Nature is serene-
Dew becomes frost becomes dew.
Wait!  Spring is coming.

                   -me

Likrish jawbreakers
Stick to the roof of your mouth --
Mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph.

                   -Alison Huettner, who  
                    composed it in her sleep

It's not that the heart
grows cold.  No, it burns to ash,
and the ash grows cold.

                   -me

Our job not running-
Please could you fix the problem?
It ran last Friday.

                   -anonymous user
                    (well, me, actually.)

Stuff you won't understand unless you are in the SCA

Mighty Warrior
Samurai, look in your hand-
A Stick, Idiot!

                   -me

My sword and my spear
moving in bright, quick arcs they
cut away the world.

                   -me

Here is a collection of Unabomber haiku.

And here, a collection of Spam haiku.

Being a cat person myself, I couldn't resist the following collection of Cat haiku.

Haiku Links

No haiku fan will want to miss New Jersey Online's haiku movie reviews.

Collected by Joel Welling